Aap aik brilliant

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart,
nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..
Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

5 great people:

1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal
Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay
Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon
Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai ,

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai ,
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka,
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Promise me we are true friends,

Promise me we are true friends,
I am lamp you are light,
I am Coke you are Sprite,
I am Sawan you are badal,
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki,
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

kayi raaz aise hote hain

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate,
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate,
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal
chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,
Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge,
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par,
jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du ,
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

jawaab teri shayari ka....

jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....

Tum hoti to aisa hota

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota,
Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati,
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India.
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya,
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Jis mehfil mein khare hojai,

Jis mehfil mein khare hojai,
waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,
Kya mooh dukhta hai ?

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kaun sa gham hai

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
na to makeup hai,
na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai,
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko,
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Jis din se juda vo humse hue

Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi,

shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum

shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite,
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,

Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Dil torna humari aadat nahi,

Dil torna humari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,
Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

You r my sweet SONA,

You r my sweet SONA,
I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya,

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya,
to night ko sleeping chor diya,
tere face ki gentle beauty ne,
mere kind heart ko phor diya

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....,
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

When u feel

When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Tu chand mange main chand dedu

Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange mein raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange: bas yaar…. Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

Dil main basa hay piar tera

Dil main basa hay piar tera, Aankhoon main basi hai tasveer teri, Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri, Hum deekhtay hain “tom and jerry”.

Jo kissi kissi ko milay who hai pyaar

Jo kissi kissi ko milay who hai pyaar, Jo naseeb waloo ko milay who hai apun ka sms!!!

Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai

Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai, Pas na aane ki hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai, Aik sms to kar day zalim, Kanjoosi ki bhi hadh hoti hai.

When words fail

When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi~

Two snakes sitting in the jungle

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'!

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Ye sulgta hua Jism

Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!

Porpose karne ka naya style..

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe:!

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.!

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Apun 1 sher bolega

Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

Abe o burai ke resgulle

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Arz kya hai:

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Tum Haste Raho

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun

Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!