exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

Saza ye khub mili tumse dil lagane ki.
Nazar lagi hai mere pyar ko zamane ki.
Ab to kabr me se bhi nikalke kahte hai hath mere.
Hame To HASRATEIN rah gayi tum he gale lagane ki

Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.
Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete.
Jo mor aapko kamyabi dilaye.
har lakeer ko ussi taraf mor dete.

Dil unko dundta hai ghum ka shringar karke.
Aankhe bhi thak gayi ab intzaar karke..
lagta hai naseeb me nahi hai jo chhahate hai hum,
to kya fayda kisi se ijha r karke,

Sweet Raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;
BEAUTIFUL raho Fair & Lovely ki Tarah;
Tension free Raho CHILD ki tarah;
Aur Smart Raho meri tarah.

Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yuhi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI hume UMRABHAR Chahiye...!!

koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse...
ye aarzo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse...
bas ek baat ki umeed hai apse...
pehechaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse...

Aye khuda teri mehfil me haath uthaye fariyaad karte hai,
Sambhale rakhna us amanat ko jise hum tanhai me yaad karte hai.

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake.
Jisko chahte the, use hum pa na sake.
Yeh samjhlo k dil tootne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi,
hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi,
hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,
hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi.

Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse.

Aasman tumse naraz hai,
taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki
chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...

Humne khuda se ek duva magi,
duva me khud ki mout magi,
khuda ne kaha mout to tuze de du,
mager use kya du jisne tere lembe umar ki duva magi

dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata

Ae palak tu band ho ja,
khawabon mein unki surat to nazar ayegi,
intezar toh subah dubara shuru hoga,
kam se kam raat to khushi se kat jayegi..

Jiski
Talash hai
Usko pata
bhi nahi,
Hamari Chahat
ko Usne
samja hi nahi.
Hum puchhte
rahe ki
Kya
Tumhe
Humse
Pyaar hai
aur
Woh kehte
rahe ki
Unhe
pata hi nahi.

Hasi ne labon pe thirikna chod diya hai,
khwabon ne palkon pe aana chod diya hai,
nahi aati ab toh hichkiya bhi
shayad aap ne bhi yaad karna chod diya hai....

utray jo zindagi teri gehraiyon mai hum.
Mehfil mai reh ke bhi rahe tanhaiyon mai hum.
Deewangi nahi to or kya kahae?
Insaan dhoundtay rahay parchaiyon mai hum

Sawaal paani ka nahin, pyaas ka hai.
Sawaal maut ka nahin, saans ka hai.
Dost to duniya mein bahut hai magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahin VISHWAS ka hai..

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye.
Chahe pade gam se vasta,
Ek dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye....

Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai,
pyar me wo log gunah karte hai,
ishq wo junun hai jisme diwane,
apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hai..

Door hi sahi, kinaara to hai...
Timtimaata hi sahi, sitaara to hai..
Ho jaati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli..
Tinka hi sahi... sahara to hai

Ek tu teri awaaz yaad ayegi,
teri kahi hui har baat yaad ayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad ayegi,
har lamha pehli mulaqaat yaad aayegi..

Baba ji ka mela laga hai Haridwar mein,
parsad mein kanbal diye jaayenge kisi aur ko mat batana yeh SMS sirf selected bhikharion ko bheja ja raha hai. :-)

Dard ke samander main khud ko utaraa kab thaa
Hum tu doob gaye thay tum ko pokaraa kab thaa
Sab faislay tu muqader taay kar chukee thee pahlay
Humaray haath main muqader ka sitaraa kab thaa

Mohabbat Naam Hai Judai Ka,
Yeh Shuru Aankhon se Hota hai,
Isse Paida Kiya Dil ne,
yeh Khatham Sanso se Hota hai… .......

tum to sotay ho pholoon pay to badaan dukhta hai
hum nay kantoon ko seenay say laga rakha hai

Nazrein milte hi dil lagaaya nahi jaata,
har milne waale ko dost banaya nahi jaata aur joh dil me bas jaaye
ek baar,
unhe umar bhar bhulaya nahin jaata … .......

Dosti ki dastan waqt sunaega,
Aapko bhi ek shaks yaad ayega,
bhul jaoge zindigi k sare gham,
jab hamare saath bitaya ek-ek pal yaad ayega! .......

Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai.
Muskura kar gham bhulana zindagi hai.
Jeet kar kush hue toh kya hua…
Haar kar khushiya manana zindagi hai… .......

Zakhm kuch aise mile phoolon per soya na gaya,
Jal ker dil khaak hua aankhon se roya na gaya
mere jalte hue dil ko na dekha kisi ne,
hanste hue chehare per nazar padd gai zamane ki

Samjha na koi dil ki baat ko,
Dard duniya ne bin soche he de diya....
Sah gaye jo hum agar dard ko chupke se,
To phir humko patthar dil keh diya...

Bikhre aansu ke moti hum piro na sake,
Teri yaad me saari raat so na sake.
Beh na jaye aansu me tasvir teri,
Bus yahi soch kar hum ro na sake.....

Khayaalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigaaho ko teri talaash rehti hai.
Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin,
Tere bagair tabiyat udaas rehti hai....

Waqt ke dayare se hum nikal na jaaye,
Aap ke dil se kahi hum utar na jaaye.
Hum roz aapko yaad dilaya karenge,
Warna kahin aap hume bhool na jaaye....

Agar hum na hote to gajal kon kehata...
Aapke chehare ko kamal kon kehata...
Ye to karishma hai mohabbat ka...
Varna patthar ko TAJ-MAHAL kon kehata.......

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron....

Hum sochte hain ki tumhe kya dein,
tumhari Mohobbat ka jawab kya dein,
suna hai sabse accha tohfa GULAB hota hai,
par jo khud GULAB hai, use Gulab kya dein..

Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai,
wafa ke naam pr marna sikha deta hai,
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho yaar har
dard ko sehna sikha deta hai.

Kyu hame kisiki talash hoti hai,
kyu dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai,
chand ko dekho vo b tanha hai,
fir b uski chandni se roshan raat hoti hai.

Is jaha me mohabat kash na hoti to safar-e-zindgi me mithas na hoti
agar milti bewafao ko saza-e-maut to dewano ki kabre udhas na hoti

aawaz sun paate wo is dil k rone ki.jarurat na padti hame u palke bhigone ki.
wo the hi kaha hamare jo gair hoe
hote ham unke to kosis na karte wo dur hone ki....!

Chala ja msg tu banke gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab,
agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas,
samaj lena k hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass.

Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,
jiske aasuo ko palko mein chupaya jaaye,
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,
ki agar wo rahe udas to humse bhi na muskuraya jaye

Kar ja kuch aisa yaari mai..
Ki thanx & sorry words beimaan lage,
Nibha aise yaari,
ki yaar tumhe chhodna mushkil aur duniya chhodna aasaan lage.

Baat chupti nai chupane se,
Dil rukta nai kisi ke samjhane se.
Ruk jati hai dhadkan usko bhul jaane se,
Hum usko yaad karte hai jeene Ke bhane se

Apni Wo Mulakat Kuch Adhuri C Lagi,
Pas Ho K Bhi Thodi Duri C Lagi,
Hotho Pe Hasi Ankho Me Majburi C Lagi,
Zindagi Me Pheli Bar Sanse Jaruri C lagi.

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena,
Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari

Ya meri talaash ka jurm hai,
ya meri wafa ka kasoor hai,
jo dil k jitney karib hai,
Woh nazar se utna hi door hai.

SAPNO KI DUNIA SAJA RAKHI HAI,
MOHABAT KI JYOTI JALA RAKHI HAI,
MERE DIL KO AB KOI NHI BACHA SAKTA,
PATHAR DIL SE PYR KI UMEED JO LAGA RAKHI HA

Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye
aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi tut gaye
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu
yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..

Aye meri jindagi tujhe kis tarah main chahun
main teri hun sirf teri tujhe kis tarah bataun
bas yehi dua khuda se raat din manayun
is jahan se main teri baahon mein hi jaun

Dil ki hasrat zubaan par aane lagi
Tumhe dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi
Ye deewangi thi ya meri nazar ka dhokha
Har cheez mein surat teri nazar aane lagi

Mujhe kisine bewafa ka nam diya,
Sathi ne jaisa zehar ka jam diya,
Jo kabhi kaha karte the,
Hame bhula mat dena,
Unhone hi bhul jane ka paigam de diya...!!!

DIL ka Rishta hai Hamara,
Dil k Kone mey hai Naam Tumhara.
Har Yad mey hai Chehra Tumhara,
Sath Nahi toh kya hua,
Zindagi bhar Dosti Nibhane ka
Wada hai Hamara.

Kabhi teri Palkon me Jhilmilau main,
Tere Khayaalon me khud ko Bhul jaun main,
Beech Samundar me Jaakar daga mat dena,
Kaho to kinaare per hi DOOB jaun main.

Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha
Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha
Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho
Par humne to tumhe apni zindagi samjha

Dil ke tootne ki hoti jo Awaaz...
Too tumhein mere dard ka andaza ho paata...

Yaadein jo na aati yun khamoshi se chupke chupke...
To mere ghar ki Rounaq hoti teri mehfil se bhi zyada...

Na hota agar chaand mein daag...
Teri khubsoorti ka mujhe tod mil jata...

Agar karta na koi kisi se bhi wafaai...
To shayron mein mera naam kahan se aata...

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri d! osti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.

Bole to Munna Bhai Style! kia?

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
____________ _________ _________ __

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN :
What is that?
CIRCUIT :
Air India
____________ _________ _________ __

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
____________ _________ _________

MAMU :
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
____________ _________ _________ _

MAMU :
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Sindhi sikhna padega. Kuch hal batao.
MUNNA BHAI :
Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU :
Meinay ek Sindhi baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
____________ _________ _________ _

PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
____________ _________ _________

MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
____________ _________ _________ __

CIRCUIT :
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU :
Nehin.
CIRCUIT :
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
____________ _________ _______

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.

MAMU :
Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun babu g ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Mere SMS Ko tere INBOX mea PANA mil jayee...
Jo tu REPPLY na karay tu tara Mobile FANA ho jayee..
Subhanallah Subhanallah

Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki?
Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.

Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari,
Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari,
Baat maano hamari ban jao brahmchari,
Ye jaankari janhit me jaari

What is d diff
btwn
daava n daru?

Dava
is lik ''grlfrnd"
dat comes
with expiry date

n

daru
is
like ''wife''
jitni purani hogi
utni sir pe chadti hai.

1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha,
"Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai

Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte naujawan kyounki...
Jab Khuda meherban to GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.

Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary.....

Sardarji : Oye!!!
Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni
thi na!

Om namah shivaye
om sai ram
wahe guru
jai shri krishna...... ... ............
dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai...khud hi jap le..."Papi".

English teacher: "One cute & young girl is walking on d road."
Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: "Oh GOD, what a piece!!!

BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi khayega,
use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.
Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega.JAI BANIA.

L¤vë Më Фñt Hãtë M€ Hãtë M€ Фñt £ëåvë Më £ëãvë M€ (3üt Фñt F¤®gët M€{ADream As If You'll Live Forever.

Sachi Btao SMS Ache Hai Na ?? To Forward Karo Na....****he Hai? Dushmano Ko Karo Fwd Likin Karo Zror...Kya Pata Jis Ko Upper Walay Nay Tumharay Liyay Banaya Hay Usay Kahin Say Milay r Wohi Parh Lay ;)

If u save this msg, it means Umer is cute. If u edit this, Umer is still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that Umer is cute & if u erase or copy it in ur signature it means that, u r jealous of me coz Umer is always cute! ;)