Zindagi me aapki ahmiyat ko bata nahi sakte,
dil me aapki jagah hum dikha nahi sakte,
kuch rishte anmol hote he,
ye hum aapko samjha nahi sakte

Log puchte hai meri mohaba ke bare mai,
Main apni kahani kyon kahun,
Kahaniya toh bangegi meri maut ke baad,
Main apni jubani kyon kahun..

Zarurat hi nahi alfaaz ki,
dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
door se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki.

AKSAR jab hum aapko yaad karte hai,
apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai,
umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko,
kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar karte hai.

Teri khushi se hi nahi,gum se bhi rista hai mera,
yeh jo teri zindgi hai vo ek hissa hai mera,
e dost tujhse labjon ka nahi RUH ka bhi rishta hai mera....!!

Nazar milake,humse nazar chura mat lena,
dost bana ke humko dusman bana mat dena,
mana ki hum dur hai aapse,
isi baat ko bahana banakar hum ko bhula mat dena?

Mohabbat har insaan ko azmaati hai,
kisi se rooth jati hai or kisipe muskarati hai,
mohabat khel hi aisa hai,
kisika kuch nahi jata or kisiki jaan chali jati hai.

Zindagi kuch is tarah basar hoti,
Har khushi mera humsafar hota,
TUM mere safar ki manzil ho,
KAASH TUMKO bhi yeh khabar hoti....

Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuchh keh jati hai,
tadpne kliye sirf yade reh jati hai,
kya farak padhta hai dil ho ya koyla,
jalne k baad sirf rakh hi reh jati hai

Wajud nahi wo hasti kis kam ki,
maZa na de wo masti kis kam ki,
jaha dil na lage wo basti kis kam ki.
aur apko yad na kare to DOSTI kis kaam ki.

Zikr tera hi aata hai mere har fasane me.
Tujhe jaan se zyada chaha humne zamane me.
Tanhaion me tera hi sahara mila.
Nakamyab rahe tujhe aksar hum bhulane me..

Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
jis din aapko apne hathon se banaya hoga,
usne bhi bahaye honge ansu,
jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga ..

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayege,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna Yeh bheegi palkein leke kaha jayenge.

Na puja na snan na mandir na bhagwan,
subah hote hi hamara sabse pehla kaam,
ek pyara sa sms ek pyare se dost ke naam.

Tairna hai to samandar mein tairo,
nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai ?
Pyar karna hai to watan se karo
In bewafa hasino mein kya rakha hai.

Kal raat sapne mein,
Teri tasveer bna dali,
DIL ko itni achhi lagi ke seene se laga dali,
Kisi ki nazar na lag jaye is liye aansuon se mita dali....

Bahut khushnuma kal ki raat guzri,
kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri,
na neend aayi na khwaab koi,
bas aapke hi khayalon ke saath guzri.

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni,
koi jalaata bhi nahi aur bahaata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele hai raahon me dil ki,
koi sataata bhi nahi aur manaata bhi nahi.

Tuta hua sheesha phir jora nahi jata,
Ankh se nikla hua aansoo phir wapis nahi aata.
Tum to keh ke bhool chuke ho sab kuch,
Lekin humse wo pal bhulaya nahi jata....

Khushion se naraz hai meri zindgi.
Payar ki mohtaz hai meri jindgi.
Has leta hun logon ko dikhane ke liye.
Varna dard ki kitab hai meri zindgi

Maana hum itne sweet nahi ki sugar ho jaye,
Na hi itne salty ki b.p.high ho jaye,
Na hi itne tasty ki maza aa jaye,
Itne kadwe b nahi ki humari yaad na aaye.

Barh gaye kuch aur uljhan rabta karne k bad,
Khud se bhi shikwa raha un se gila karne k bad,
Is se barh kar aur kia hum per sitam hoga yahan,
Mashwara manga hai us ne faisla karne k bad.

Hum to hai khule dil Ke pyar Kar lenge,
teri Har bat ka aitbar Kar lenge.
Tum Jhooth hi keh do Ke hum aayenge,
saari zindagi tera intzaar kar lenge.

Har phul ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna b pyarki nisani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm Nahi fir b kyu ye dard ka ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka 1 tukda aaj b uske pass hai

Kabhi jasbat to kabhi yadon ko dafan kiya karte hai.
Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hai.
Mohtaj to nahin mera pyar kisi ka,
jane kyo fir bhi tera intezar kiya karte hai.....

Darte hai aag se, Kahi jal na jaye,
Darte hai khwab se kahi toot na jaye,
Lekin sab se zayada darte hai aap se,
Kahi aap hume BHOOL na jaye..

Aaj fir tum nazar nahi aye.
Fir tamannaon ke fool murjhaye.
Na jane kin galion me kho gaye tum,
hum to police station se pagalkhane tak dekh ayE.

Mangi thi dua ashiyane ki,
Chal padi andhiya zamane ki,
mera gum koi na samejh saka,
kyuki meri addet thi muskurane ki.

Manzil k tarf badte chalo jo dil kahe us rah ko chuno.
Piche walo ko aage nah jane do,
jo age hai unse age niklo Tab tum achche RIKSHAWALA Ho

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Wat frustrates a SARDAR?
Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar.

We WIN
and LOSE
things
everyday.
But
trust me
on one
thing:
You
will
NEVER
lose

ME!

I will
ALWAY§
be thr.

To eat ùr head!
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<II>
JL.

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS nehi karte ho,
uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

Chiraagon ki roshni jab zara hili,
laga tumhari ek aahat si mili,
jaake dekha jab dar pe, to phir wahi kafir hawa mili..

Pyar means....
P = phone karna..
Y = yaad karna..
A = azadi khona..
R = rote rehna ki kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yad aaye..So don't love.

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dnge
Meri zindagi me Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi me kabhi sham hone na denge

Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach KaheNaKahe Aetabar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

Khwabo main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.

Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hont Hansi Ko Tarse,
Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron....

Dilo ko khridne wale hazar mil jayege,
aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
milega na aapko hm jesa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi,
uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi,
msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi...

Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Morna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chorna
Aye Dost!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain hain Torna

SEENAY main DIL hai , DIL main DARD HAI
DARD main NASHA hai , NASHAY main TANHAI hai
TANHAI main AARZOO hai , AARZOO main HASRET hai
HASRAT main UMEED hai , UMEED main YAQEEN hai
YAQEEN main KHYAAL hai , KHYAAL main TASUWAR hai
TASUWAR main aik TASVEER hai , TASVEER main TOU hai
TUJH main aik ADAA hai , aur yeah ADAA mujhay PASAND hai

Nazron se Nazrein Tum Churaoge kab tak,
Dosti aakhir Chhupaoge kab tak,
Mere Paigam Tumhe milte Rahenge yuhi Sada,
M$G ko Mere apane Mobile se Mitaoge kab tak?

Kal agar main mar bhi jaun,
e-dost mere marne ka gam na karna,
aansu bhi na bahana,
meri maeyat bhi na uthana,
sidhe upar chale ana,
party karenge

Teri khawish us waqt bahut tarpati hai..
sawan me koi boond jab hotho par aakar bikhar jati hai..
meri ruh bhi tarpne lagti hai us pal..
jab thandi hawa teri gali se guzar kar aati hai..

Aankhon mein tera aks utar lenge..
khushi tujhko deke gam udhar lenge..
tere jaane ke baad aayegi jab teri yaad..
tere khayalon mein hi waqt guzaar lenge..

Ruthna mat hume manana nahi aata,
door mat jana hume bulana nahi aata.
Tum bhul jao, tumhari marzi..
Hum kya karen hume to bhulana bhi nahi aata

Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,
yaad meri aaye jab judai me,
mehsus karna tumhare hi pass hu me,
jab chahe dekh lena apni parchayi me..
Dil se...

"E kalam zara Ruk-Ruk ke chal ..."
Gazab ka mukam aaya hai...
"Thodi der thahar jäa kyunki.."
"Teri nok ke neeche mera dost ka naam aaya hai...."

KABHI PATJHAR MEH BHAR AATI HAI,
KABHI BHAR MEH BHI PHOOL NAHI KHILTE !
KISI KI LAASH PER BANTA HAI TAJMAHAL ,
KISI KI LASH KO KAFAN NAHI MILTE !!

Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
roshan raate aur khubsoorat savera ho,
jaari rakhenge hum duao ka silsila,
kamyaab har manzil par kadam tumhara ho.

Neend na aaye raato me,
chain na aaye baato me,
huzoor humare saath waqt bitaya kariye,
dil nahi bharta in choti choti SMS ki baaton me.

LARDKA AUR LARDKI KI SOOCH

"LARDKI BOLI:
chandni chand say hoti hay sitaaro say nahi
chandni chand say hoti hai sitaaro say nahi
mohabat aik say hoti hai hazaro say nahi
LARDKA BOLA:
chandni agar chand say hogi to sitaaro ka kia hoga
chandni agar chand say hogi to sitaaro ka kia hoga
mohabat agar aik say hogi to hazaro ka kia hoga

* CHANDRAMUKHI *
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Tu Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi,mein bhi sukhi,,

** DOSTI KAROO **
dosti karo college wali se,
piyar karo office wali se,
programme karo paaroos wali se,
aankh ladao sali se,
love karo dil wali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

1st Aasool peyaar ka
"pyar ka 1st asoul hai kay iss say phelay kay USSAY aap say acha milay,
aap uss say pehlay uss say acha dhoud lo

Zulfain
Aapki zulfain hain ghup andhera
ho ja ganji kar day sawera

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aapki zulfon ko hum nahin bhoolaingay
gar aapnay yeh katadin to hum kahan jhoolaingay
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JOSHHHH
ALLAH ALLAH kya josh hai mere deewane mein hai.
kal zamanat pe churwaya aaj phir thane mein hai
PAISAA
IS DUNYA MEIN PAISA HI SAB KUCH NAHI HAI,
KUIN K AB MASTER CARD AND VISA CARD AAGAEY HAIN.

MOTi!i
Chappal chhoti ho to PaaOn main nahi aati
Biwi Moti ho to Bahon Main Nahi Aati

DuAa
"kush rahai tu sada yeh dua hai meri
teri premika hi bun jaye bhaabhi teri

~~..Devdas..~~
Abba nay kaha (Awara Gerdi) chord do,,
Amma nay kaha dair say (Soona )chord do,,
Friends nay kaha (Paisay )mangna chord do,,
Parosiyun nay kaha (Jhankna) chord do,,,
Dil nay kaha (Study) chord do,,,,
Girl Friend nay kaha (Free) hona chord do,,
Mainay kaha mera (Sir ) hi phord do,,
Aik waqt aaiga jub (GOD) kahay ga ye dunya hi chord do,,,,

BHAI
Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe
Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe
wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil
wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe

Suna hai khuda ke darbar se
kuch farishtey farar ho gaye.
kuch to vapas chale gaye
aur kuch humare yaar ho gaye..!

Zindagi kaha kisi ko ras ati hai,
vo to pal do pal ki hi saathi hai,
marna to sirf ek bahana hai,
aap sabse pecha jo chudana hai.....

Kal fursat na mili to kya karoge,
itni mohlat na mili to kya karoge,
roz keh dete ho
kal sunege kal Sunege,
kal agar meri hi ankhe na khuli to kya karoge.

TUT GAYA DIL PAR ARMAN WOHI HAI,
DUR REHTE HAI FIR BHI PYAR WOHI HAI,
JANTE HAI KI MIL NAHI SAKTE,
MAGAR IN ANKHON MAIN INTEZAR WOHI HAI.

Pyar toh kabhi-kabhi aankho tak rehta hai,
magar dosti dil ke karib hoti hai,
pyar toh chand khushiya dekar thak jata hai,
magar dosti gum mein sharik hoti hai.

Yahi To Khubsurat Pyar Ka Nata Hai,
Jo Bina Kisi Shart Ke Jiya Jata Hai,
Rahe Duriyan Darmiya To Kya Hua,
Pyar To Harpal Dil Me Basaya Jata Hai...

Mulakat maut ki mehman ho gayi,
Nazar ki duniya veeran ho gayi,
meri saase bhi meri nahi,
ye zindgi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi...

Aap ki yaad dil bekarar karti hai
Nazar talash aap sabko bar bar karti hai,
Gila nahi jo door hain aapse,
aap sabki toh judai bhi humsey pyaar karti hai:-)

Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi
meri har khusi tere nam hogi
ek baar kuch mang ke to dekh
hoto pe hasi aur ye zindagi tere nam hogi.

Bina khwabo k bhi koi so paya hai.
Bina yaadon k bhi koi kho paya hai.
Dosti aapki dhadkan hai is dil ki...
Dil bhi kabhi dhadkan se juda ho paya hai..

Sweet is your "Nature"
Dear is your "Name"
As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.
I want nothing…
But Happiness for You.

Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai,
Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai,
Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe
Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai

Aaj is kadar raha me ishq bikhara pada hua hai,
Aaj har khusbo fiki aur gumanaam har dua hai,
Is anjan duniya me aap kaha se aa gaye koun ho aap,
Jis ne mujhe mohabbat se chhuaa hai.

Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!

Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin,
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

You are my sweet sona,
I dont want to u khona,
plz give me your heart ka kona,
Otherwise I will start rona dhona

What I feel for you,is really true.
You got to know,I need you so.
When you are gone,I can't go on.
Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
har dharkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain

I've notice that being with u,
I smile a little more often,
I anger a little less quickly,
the sun shines a little brighter & life is much
sweeter.
I LOVE YOU.

Itna jaldi daaman chor diya,
Itna chaldi vaada tor diya,
Abhi to zindagi ka sansein hai baaki,
Aur aapne abhi se YAAD karna chor diya

feeling,
pyar.
Best realationship,
dosti.
Best person,
hum.
Best friend,
tum.

dia hai upper waley ne mobile to itni to kadar kia karo,
na karo call per her roz do char sms to kia karo,.

Message pe message bhejte ho,
Bhej bhej k bheja kharab karte ho,
Bhejte ho to b kya bhejte ho,
Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!

yeh aisa msg hai......... .... ,
jisay nalaik parhtey hain,
bewakoof save kartey hain,
pagal delete kartey hain....
app kya karney waley hain ;)

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai...
Sone ko sona katta hai...
Lohe ko loha katta hai..
Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din..
Tumhe kutta katega...

Boss: to his P.A.: Itne khilari q football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Boss: pagal,
Ball to pahle se he gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

Bhule se b kisi ko na rulana,
Zindagi mai sab ko hansana,
Dushman ko b gale lagana
phir b koi gam ho to apun ko 0321-2232959 par phone lagana ;)

Sardar: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta hoon to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

New punishment 4 mobile owners...
Miss call k liay jail...
call k liay phansi...
sms k liay Umerqaid...
lekin TUM mat daroo..
KANJOOSE ko to "AIK LAKH" ka inaam hai!!!

IDE3238,

IDE3457,

LOD1234,

PH 1257,

IDL1297,

LOG1945,

AREY ITNE GHOR SE KIA DEKH RAHEY HO AAJ SHAAAM SE PEHLE IN SAB CARS PE KAPRA MAAR DENA .

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dekh kia rahe hoo.?

chavaniya hian...

utha lo...
SMS karne k kaam ayengi KANJOOS..... ......:)

Jo is SMS ko dekh raha hai..
Wo..LOVEABLE,
SMART,
CUTE,
SWEET,
INTELLIGENT,
INNOCENT,. nahi hai
to kia huva?..
jis nay bheja hai wo to hai..:)

Yeh sulagta Jism,
Yeh kanp kanpaate Hont,
Yeh Thartharata hua Badan,
Yeh larkharati Aawaz,
Mujhe pahle he pata tha k tumhe MALARIA hai.

Yash Johar iz producing a new film
& iz searching 4 new talent.
I've suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie's name iz "AKKAL HO NA HO"

Mat parh...

mat parh...

mat parh....

abay mat parh...

chal maira kiya jata hai parhey ja mai ney kaun sa agay kuch likha hai.

Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo ge kiya???

KAHA JAATA HAI K ACCHAY LOG DUNIYA SE JALD CHALE JAATAY HAIN.
ACHHA HUA K TUM ACHHAY NAHIN HO

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAIGA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

Sardar talking on cell.

2ND Sardar: kis se baat kar rahay ho.

1ST: Biwi se.....

2ND: Itne... pyaar se....?

1ST: Tumhari hai.

Daku Banta k ghar mein ghusa aur bola : Sona kahan hai, jaldi batao??
Banta : Poora ghar khali hai, jahan sona hai so jao.!